jakjak
28th March 2008, 10:07 PM
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend, 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator
13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener
21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic
26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative
32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent
37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True
42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly 46. Love shopping
47. Be honest 48. Be very rich 49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer
1. A friend, 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator
13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener
21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic
26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative
32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent
37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True
42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly 46. Love shopping
47. Be honest 48. Be very rich 49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer