LeonieM
28th March 2008, 07:57 PM
ANY question addresed to a cat can be counted rhetorical
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats
Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit
Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs may shed, but cats shred
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Time spent with cats is never wasted
When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea
You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much
You know it's time to shave your legs when the cat uses them for scratching behind its ears.
You should always go to a vet who is also a taxidermist. Either way, you get your dog back
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies
Unless you are the lead sled dog, the view never changes.
We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem
To his dog, every man is Napoleon. Hence the constant popularity of dogs
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful
I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.
It may be called puppy love, but it's real to the puppy.
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
A dog may be the only opportunity a human has to choose a relative
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But put him in a car and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
And Finally.... Just HOW true is this!!!!....
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats
Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit
Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs may shed, but cats shred
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Time spent with cats is never wasted
When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea
You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much
You know it's time to shave your legs when the cat uses them for scratching behind its ears.
You should always go to a vet who is also a taxidermist. Either way, you get your dog back
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies
Unless you are the lead sled dog, the view never changes.
We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem
To his dog, every man is Napoleon. Hence the constant popularity of dogs
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful
I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.
It may be called puppy love, but it's real to the puppy.
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
A dog may be the only opportunity a human has to choose a relative
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But put him in a car and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
And Finally.... Just HOW true is this!!!!....
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.