The lost Dr Seuss Poem

[LeonieM]

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best.
I love his boss and all the rest.


I love my office and its location
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey
And piles of paper that grow each day!


I think my job is really swell
There’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.


I love my computer and its software
I hug it often though it won’t care.
I love each program and every file
I’d love them more if they worked a while.


I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.
I’m the happiest slave of the firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores
I love the meetings with deadly bores.


I love my job - I’ll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!